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This is a pre-order. It will ship on or around 11/20/26
First new Armitage Shanks LP in two Decades. Dig this. Dick Scum, (vocals) calls up his old mucker Rod Vomit, (guitar) and explains he’s tricked avant garde collagist, Kurt Von Schitters, AKA Billy Childish, into playing bass and producing an eighth Armitage Shanks LP, the first in twenty-two years. “Really?!” exclaims Rod. “Yeah, he owes me big time for driving Thee Headcoats here and there and bloody everywhere. I know where the bodies are buried and I’ve never snitched.” "But who'll play drums?" asks the Christpher Robin barnetted axe-smith. "Simple - we con Von Schitters into bringing along that mush with the slapped-arse face - St Chalfont, AKA Wolf, if he plays his cards right we might let him bash along on his rotting drum kit.” “
One problem - Who's going to pay for another crock of shite from the likes of us?” “Easy I'll sell my Uncle John’s collection of sovereign rings.” “Won't he mind?” “Rod, Uncle John is dead, remember?'” “Oh, yeah, perfect!” "All we need to do now is learn that tricky 3rd chord and we'll be happy as two peas in a pod-ah!” The scene is set. By some miracle the boys meet up at Ranscombe studios on time, Von Schitters tidies up their rubbish tunes, Bludy Jim hits the play button and maximum drums and racket ensues. All is hunky dory till Rod Vomit’s hand cramps up from 'wristing of the punk.' In steps Rod's 14-year-old son Galapagos who saves the day with his expert rock digits. A further added bonus: Miss Spendapenny gets to scream out the closing number on side one, as does Von Shiitter’s kid, Atticus on side two.
The result - 14 tracks of ultimate punk that is guaranteed to get even the most constipated listener charging to the crapper. William Loveday Under Chatham bogs, 3rd cubical along Aug 2026
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